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Nov 18 / kkrizka

The New Star Wars Gangsta Rap (with Lyrics)

I have stumbled across a new Star Wars rap song which I found very funny and very catchy, so I would like to share it with everyone. The lyrics are quite hilarious and well written, and the voices used sound very much like the real star wars characters.

This is not the original Star Wars Gangsta Rap parody, but instead a new song. I am not sure who the author of it is, so if anybody has more information, feel free to comment.

WARNING: The song contains swear words and other objectable content that might offend some of you. You have been warned!




Lyrics
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It’s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin’ the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers ’bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we’ll beat the Rebels ’cause their skills ain’t shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell ’em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia’s my sister!
The only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain’t shit, his head’s cut up and split!
He’s slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we’ll fucking win, ’cause we’ll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin’ in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I’m a gay man’s golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

18 Comments

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  1. Begger / Feb 4 2008

    Y’all Just jealous coz ma black Dicks thicka

    • Ballface / Feb 4 2008

      No- mines thicka Asshole

      • Begger / Feb 5 2008

        Shut up you Wanker! u got wank stains all over ya mums arse!

  2. Wanking Techniques / May 3 2008

    Hey Wanking Man! Stop wanking in public and using the Wanking TECHNIQUE. SHUT UP YOU WANK. get a Job kid!

  3. Stu / Dec 3 2008

    pretty sure the line is “Lando on nigga”, he’s a black dude, not a drunk 😉

  4. kev / Jan 8 2009

    at the jabba part its not sitting in your palace. its sitting on your throne

    • Starwarsfreak / Jun 30 2009

      It is describing him as a very fat dude

  5. the stupid shit / Mar 10 2009

    wish i could copy this thing for my english homework… but not sure if my teacher’s going to be very happy about all the swearing 😛

  6. the Amore of tu modre / Jun 2 2009

    he got all of the lines rite. maybe u nerds had better eat more vegetables.

  7. Motta / Jul 27 2009

    Dark sidee… from the Beehind..

  8. Kev / May 23 2010

    Another line mess,

    it’s
    messa will fuck you with my thumb

    • Bella Morte / Jun 21 2010

      No its “Meesa will fuck you with my tounge” in the actual animated video it shows him sticking his tounge out…

      2:20

  9. Skelington / Jul 8 2010

    Yeah um guys he got all of the lines right…

  10. cumadum / Oct 3 2010

    hahaha you guys need a life

  11. ruaol / Nov 10 2010

    dat s**t was funny hahaha me nmy hiomboi cracked up during skool……….. hahahahah Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
    Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
    Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
    Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
    Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
    Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
    Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
    Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

    .

  12. Pat / May 16 2011

    Shu the fuck up and go on youtube! it is fucking correct (pssies)

  13. SEF! / Jun 19 2011

    AT LEAST I HAVE A MUM YOU FAT ORPHAN. anyway, i luv this song

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